me: what’s wrong ? do I have to go to the bathroom ? am I sick ? nervous ? excited ? hungry ? gas ? digestion? hurt myself ? too tight clothes ?? appendicitis ???
if Jaebum was your boyfriend, you two would the the definition of ‘life goals’
he knows how to treat his girl and make her feel special
firstly let’s talk about composer defsoul
he’d write so many songs for you
most of them wouldn’t make it onto albums but instead he’d self produce a little cd for you
and he’d give it to you while blushing and it’d be the cutest thing ever!
just imagine him all red in the face with his adorable smile as he handed you a cd with all these amazing songs just for you
and they’d all be so good and only you would get to hear them because you’re his girl
the songs would all range from super cute stuff to super sexy stuff
like one song would be about wanting to spend the rest of his life with you or something
and then another would list everything he wants to do to you and knows he will do later
he’d love to invite you to the studio as well so you can see him write lyrics or record some lines for a song
and if you could sing well, he’d want to record demos with you
when he’s not serenading you, JB would be such a cute boyfriend
people always make him out to be super dominant but I think with his girlfriend he wouldn’t actually be that dominant unless they’re in the bedroom
his girlfriend would have JB wrapped around her finger and he’d do literally anything for her
even if it’s 3am and she wants to go outside and watch the stars, he’d do it
the boys would constantly tease him whenever you called or texted him asking to buy you coffee after he’s finished with dance practise
but he wouldn’t care bc he loves treating his girl
we all know JB has an aversion to doing aegyo but he’d do it for his girlfriend without hesitation
as soon as she asks him, he’s straight away pulling some cute facial expression
and every time he sees her smile and giggle at the cuteness, he’d break out into the biggest grin
because seeing his girlfriend happy is the one thing he needs most life
now onto Jaebum in the bedroom…
so we all know he’d be dominant in the bedroom
daddy af
and all cuteness he showed before would disappear
it’s like when you see him on and then off stage
off stage he’s Im Jaebum, he’s an absolute sweetheart
and then on stage he’s JB, aka literal sex on legs
JUST IMAGINE THAT IN THE BEDROOM
like he’d say something really sweet to you and then it’s like flicking a switch and all of a sudden his voice is deeper and he’s looking at you with THOSE eyes
and whenever that happens, you know you’re going to be having fun tonight
but he’d always make sure he doesn’t force you into anything and would 100% be all about consent (as would all the boys)
he’d use the switch in control to get back at all the times you made him do aegyo
before you’d be begging for aegyo but now he’s making you beg for his body
and you loved every minute of it
but let’s face it, anyone would
overall, Jaebum would be the perfect combination of cute and sexy
he’d do anything and everything for you without hesitation
because you’re his entire world and he’d love you with every ounce of his being
Grim Reaper: Your time is up. Come with me to the underworld
Bambam: hold on let me ask JB
Grim Reaper: what? This isn’t negotiable. You gotta co-
Bambam: he said no
